Wednesday, January 21, 2009

For Pugmama

My lovely gifter noted in the last post simply cannot seem to get beyond the size of my enormous pu$$y. But, hey, she's the one with the giant box. To give her fair realization of her feat in getting that cute sucker (I'm talking about the furniture) up here to me, I am posting a shot of the beautious playroom throne with a dollar bill on it for scale. Believe me, it was a true accomplishment to get that shipped! Jake is hanging his head in a corner with a size-specific inferiority complex now ;0)



I was going to appease another pal out there with a shot of my gal sporting a soul patch and goatee. Alas, I photoshopped her up but then just couldn't save it. That face is just too cute without making her chin hirsute. Besides, after dreaming that Winston Churchill in a diaper was my baby I really don't need more fodder for nightmares.

Speaking of nightmares...rumors of two days of referrals???? Crimeny.

19 comments:

Middle-Aged Moi said...

I love the throne. I need to get me one of those suckers.

Pug Mama said...

after the TOTALLY crappy day I have had - this post had me CRACKING THE HELL UP!!!!

Sandra said...

I cannot wait to see Princess Pipa on her thrown!

A Beautiful Mess said...

Sugar Honey Ice Tea! I had to read the first sentence twice!!

LOL!

That nice piece of kiddo furniture!

A Beautiful Mess said...

Sugar Honey Ice Tea! I had to read the first sentence twice!!

LOL!

That nice piece of kiddo furniture!

Amie said...

LOL. Girl you are just not right. I love it!!! crackin' me up!!

how would one ship that bad boy?? Seriously cool!!

:)
Amie

Catherine said...

Woa baby! Mamma can sit with Pipalicious on that beautiful throne!

Headmeister said...

HOLY SHITE! Girl, I need to be sure I'm wearing a pad or something before I come back here because I'm peeing my pants laughing!!!!!!!

*breathe, breathe...*

WHEW! Ok, time to go find my inhaler...

4D said...

It is such an awesome piece of kidlet furniture!

Keep smilin!

Kim said...

LOVE IT..
How cute...
You crack me up..

t~ said...

Yes, I do agree that your pu$$y is enormous. No doubt about it.

Diana said...

That was one funny post:)
Love the throne!!

Sherry Mc said...

I have quite a few years on you and I can tell you it doesn't get much better. There will always be some envious person who wants to throw **** on your happiness. Just remember that precious reason for your joy and continue to develop that alligator skin. Hair or no hair, she is absolutely beautiful and those of us who have followed your journey from back when are so genuinely happy for you, that's what really counts. You must have phenomenal memories from your expeiences delivering these bundle of joy, focus on that. Believe me, watching our Abby placed into Jenny's arms was very much akin to a delivery. It was sheer joy for all of us there and yet there were those wanted to put some "rain on our parade". You go girl, you have reason to sing, dance and cheer. We can't wait to see your gotcha pix. Praying that your travel comes soonest. Sherry Mc (waiting4abby's meema and probably next to Jenny, still doing some dancing and singing after a full year)

Deb in MT said...

Oh STOP it! Y'all are TOO funny!! And boy oh boy I just thought the couch was small with that cat on it! The $$ really puts it into perspective. Whoa. Keep.that.beast.locked.up!

Deb M. in MT

Rhonda said...

I'm just slack-jawed and howling at that first sentence. Too freaking funny (but really, what else should I expect)? :)

OziMum said...
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OziMum said...

I've popped back, to have another look at your new PIPA photos... she's just so darn cute! I'm lovin' all that hair!!!

Vivian M said...

Nice throne! Are the kitties fighting over it yet?

Jewels of My Heart said...

Oh, how fun! It is LOVELY... what a wonderful gift... can't wait to see all the pics of your little princess on her throne.